Ingredients

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(Serves 6–8)

Pasta & deli meats:

1 (16 oz) package cheese tortellini (fresh or frozen—cook according to package)
½ cup pepperoni slices, quartered
½ cup salami slices, diced
1 cup provolone cheese, cubed or shredded
Optional protein boost: ½ cup cooked chickpeas or white beans (+7g protein/serving)

Vegetables:

1 cup cherry tomatoes, halved
1 cucumber, diced
½ red onion, finely diced (soak in cold water 10 min to mellow bite)
½ cup banana peppers or pepperoncini, sliced (for tangy crunch)
¼ cup fresh parsley, chopped

Zesty Italian dressing (skip bottled!):

⅓ cup extra-virgin olive oil
3 tbsp red wine vinegar
1 tbsp lemon juice
1 tsp Dijon mustard
1 garlic clove, minced
1 tsp dried oregano
½ tsp dried basil
¼ tsp red pepper flakes (optional)
Salt & black pepper to taste

Instructions

1. Cook tortellini:

Cook tortellini al dente according to package directions.
Drain; rinse under cold water to stop cooking. Pat very dry with towels (moisture = watery salad!).

2. Make dressing:

Whisk olive oil, red wine vinegar, lemon juice, Dijon mustard, garlic, oregano, basil, red pepper flakes, salt, and pepper until emulsified.

3. Assemble salad:

In a large bowl, combine cooled tortellini, pepperoni, salami, provolone, tomatoes, cucumber, drained red onion, banana peppers, and parsley.
Pour dressing over; toss gently to coat.

4. Chill & serve:

Cover and refrigerate at least 1 hour (flavors meld beautifully!).
Stir gently before serving; adjust seasoning if needed.

💡 Pro Tips for Perfection:
✅ Dry tortellini is non-negotiable—rinsing removes starch; patting dry prevents sogginess.
✅ Low-sodium mastery (you love this!):
→ Use low-sodium deli meats (or reduce quantity by half)
→ Skip added salt in dressing—rely on banana peppers, lemon, and herbs for flavor
→ Boost umami with 1 tsp nutritional yeast in dressing (adds cheesiness without salt)
✅ High-protein boost (you love this!):
→ Add ½ cup chickpeas or white beans (+7g protein/serving)
→ Mix in ¼ cup hemp seeds (+10g protein total)
✅ Low-carb/keto option (you love this—memory #23!):
→ Swap tortellini for 4 cups diced jicama + 2 cups cauliflower rice (raw)
→ Increase provolone to 1½ cups for body
→ Net carbs drop from 36g → 10g/serving
✅ Make ahead:
→ Assemble everything up to 2 days ahead (tortellini holds up well)
→ Store dressing separately if making >24 hours ahead (prevents sogginess)
→ Add fresh parsley just before serving
✅ Vegetarian option: Skip pepperoni/salami; add 1 cup marinated artichoke hearts + ½ cup roasted red peppers.

Storage & Serving Ideas

→ Fridge life: 4–5 days (best within 3 days for optimal texture).
→ Serving ideas:
→ Scoop into hollowed-out bell peppers for low-carb meal
→ Serve alongside grilled chicken or fish
→ Pack in mason jars (dressing on bottom, greens on top) for picnic-perfect portions
→ Top with extra provolone cubes for melty bites when packed in lunchbox

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